nevver:

Instant Karma

(Source: laserlife)

everythingmarinecorps:

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note:

“I don’t remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back.”

(Source: yyyuuuttt)

9gag:

Panic!

nevver:

The Peasants Are Revolting

chasingseattle:

surf-now-apocalypse-later:

i want one.

Ah, a nerf gun. Man, I need this in my life!! 

@nrstar’s brother has a billion of these, in different sizes. We were playing around with them and my friend, Ralph accidentally Nerf’d my boob at a close range. Good times, good times.

“Naka-hang ba webcam ko? Naka-hang ba?” -Degs

WOKAAAAAY. Also, happy 10th, love! :)

sendmetosaturn:

photojojo:

Best ad ever.

via createinme and James Barron

Such a beautiful ad.

thedailywhat:

Late Links:

• Toronto Twofer: Slutivists marching in first annual SlutWalk; Mayor Rob Ford temporarily embarrassed by nearly nude photo illustrations.

• Bikini Thursday: Courteney Cox.

• Cleavage Thursday: Christina Hendricks, Victoria’s Secret Angels.

• Pretty In Print: Jessica-Jane Clement in Nuts.

• Even more Shay Maria sans Photoshop.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Taylor Makakoa.

• International Beauty of the Day: Carol Dias.

• Dlisted: Katie Holmes Can’t Say “Penis.”

• FilmDrunk: Hear Kim Cattrall talk like a salty old newspaper man.

• Copyranter: The fellatingest fitness club ad you will see today, guaranteed.

• Nerve: Talking to Strangers: Washington, D.C.

• Holy Taco: Drugs in your Butt? Old School. Drugs in Coloring Book? New Hotness.

• Late List: The 6 Most Absurd Safe-Sex Ad Campaigns.

[photo: reddit.]

(Source: thedailywhat)